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Mittwoch, Mai 25, 2005

dun sue me but i.hate.fat.people.

but i dun just hate any fat people. it's the bountiful ones who have no idea that they are more rotunda than rotund (e.g. even bigger than a house, more like a round building). those that become so used, so oblivious to their size they think everyone else is an air molecule.

the worst are those that generate their own gravitational time and space. and sucked everyone into it too. one good example would be if u had been held up at the not-THAT-narrow wisma-taka corridor strip last wk, u were probably part of a human posession behind this fatty. the space in front of her looks like a time desert, while the wake behind her could swing and squeeze past neither her left nor right becoz she didn't walk, she waddled and fully occupied watever nano-space was left.

therefore, not only fatty is at the centre of her own world, everyone else is pulled into her gravitational force all at once. if F = ma, with the same force, higher mass, slower acceleration. blahblahblah u do the physics.

i also do not like fat people with a vivid imagination. for example, making the job of the salesperson difficult by telling him in the face, "why are ur clothes in M and L? dun u know that asian girls are very small??", and he can (and the shopper who walked past) only try very, very hard not to burst out laughing and offend u.

yes, asian girls are generally small compared to other races. but small doesn't mean not-fat u noe.

the other interesting issue is that some people do not see that certain clothes can only fit certain body shapes.
for example, if u are a girl not under 20, not under a size 2, not over 1.75m, have jiggly bits of flesh everywhere, it is probably not a good idea at all to wear a 6-inches long mini skirt. and do wear a longer top too. the only reason why it keeps running up exposing ur space-tire is not becoz it is too loose, but becoz the fiber is so stretched it is desperately trying to contract. plz dun offer people behind u a chance to laugh.

and if u happen to be ALMOST AS WIDE AS a mrt door, it will also be a public good if u do not stand next to, facing the door on the train. especially when there is so much MORE space IN the train. under normal circumstances, 3-4 people can get on/off the train at once. but you, the rotunda, the boulder, can single-handedly reduce the alighting/boarding load (see: own gravitational time and space) to be as little as 1/4.

i think it will really be good for them to lose some weight. we can get to enjoy the externalities, i.e. more breathing space. but since many of them are in denial or clueless abt their unique talents (see again: gravitational time and space), i can only help the rest of us by losing some weight myself.

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